Gasquoine Tower House
and North Tower Battlements
Here is the main operations centre for the whole castle wall defence network.
All the various look-out towers around the perimeter of the castle are connected to this one and all the different defence systems housed within them can be operated from here.
Many of these functions can also be accessed via the Tea House Operations Room in the event of an emergency - but this is the place best equipped to handle all aspects of self defence with true military precision.
Also contained here are other ingenious experimental systems like the Local Weather Control Umbrella and Instant Picnic Bomb.
It was from here Sparky was able to single handedly vanquish a Mekadrone invasion of Birkenhead, one stormy summer's day, when all the other Mad Wirral Bohemians were away on other missions.
He was able to utilise the Local Weather Control Umbrella to reverse the Autumn Effect they generate on their arrival and slow their progress, while blasting the survivors down with the castle's impressive arsenal of Fizzy Water Cannons, Sonic Assault Guns, Pong Rays, Dance Encouragers and Custard Pie Chuckers.
Few foes have been known to recover from a direct blast of the castle's powerful Disco Dynamite !