Neil Burton
Me,
ahhhh ... Neil or Neal Burton.
Born on the Sacred Soil of the Wirral. Grew to manhood lurking around the bookshops of Birkenhead and the ancient and mystical stones of Thor's Town. Taller than he should be, Neil has lived in exile in the Welsh hills since 1754, when the Celtic raiders finally drove the last Norse settlers out of the Wirral.
Gifted in woodland survival, Neil spent 1982-1984 at Wirral Metropolitan College of Art and Design. There he learned the subtle art of paper decorating and played bass guitar for the legendary band HIT YOUR RAVIOLI, alongside Debbie, Ruth and a man called Pidgeon.
Cheated by JJB Sports for a piece of graphic design they used for freaking decades, Neil left the world of graphic design a broken and bitter man. He drew only to please himself for nearly a decade before he was befriended by a team of Ninja Squirrels and encouraged to share his drawings again.
Now his supernatural strength has returned, he fights crime under the codename Ginger Jesus. He has two children, a weakness for cute Barristas and a collection of ceramic fish.
"Toft Patches???"
"Which way round does this pencil go?"
"I don't want to confess this, but I think I've read every Conan collection released!"