Evil Mark
They call me
Evil Mark !
I got so bored stuck inside the head of bloody Mark Bloody Wayne Bloody Caractacus Bloody Barrett Smith Bloody Hyphenated Bloody Jones for so bloody long with scarcely any bloody chance of having any bloody fun, that I decided to drag him inside his own bloody head one day just to see how he'd bloody like it.
Unfortunately, he was so bloody nauseatingly nice I almost vomited him straight bloody back out in disgust.
Fortunately, I was so irredeemably selfish and greedy I managed to keep him down bloody long enough for him to agree to my bloody fiendish terms - and with such puke inducing bloody fair mindedness as I knew he would, that I was able to bloody spew myself right bloody well out as well!
So, here I am!
Now I live in a dark evil attic room at the very top of the bloody castle, playing seriously bloody loud music constantly - all day and night - and shouting bloody obscenities at every bloody body I want from my window.
It's bloody brilliant!
Now sod off - before I decide to come over and bite you!